Me: What did the grandparents send you for graduation?
My sister: A cross necklace, a keychain that says sassy, and a bowl full of rocks.
I typed “Schrodinger’s hovercraft” into Google. It gave me this. Well played, Google.
This German dude cannot figure out Daddy Long Legs.
IRL friend reblogging something a tumblr friend posted.
Daddy Long-Legs, how do you make a life?
I love the internet. And all of its people.